I am the friend in between
Who will be summoned to take a side
When one will be less than keen
And save the other from a landslide.
It will be unconceivable
For me to give unbiased answers
If one were to ask for advice and counsel
Presuming that I can pick a winner.
Though reluctant to take a step back
There is a reason why I am against
My judgement will never be on track
By getting involved in this case.
I am implicated in some way
Even if it is not my story to tell
With luck, it was Cupid I had to play
Because being a referee will not end well.